Why?  Just why do you want to fuck up your life because you are so irresponsible?  You’ve achieved nothing in life so why ruin it for the rest of your days?  If your aim in life is to be on the checkout at Tesco’s when you’re 35, fair enough.  Their only ways of income is being on the dole or mugging old, vulnerable people for their hard-earned pension.

My 19 year old sister is due in late autumn, she only did it so she can get a flat and scrounge off benefits from the government — those were her words.  She’s a social delinquent with no prospects and a criminal record because she’s a fucking rat.  To to this day she still steals my money and owes me £300 at least, she even got £350 off our grandad in October but she spent it all on booze and now owes the Royal Bank of Scotland a £600 overdraft.  I am willing to bet that the baby will end up dead or in foster care age 10 because of her negligence, I’ll get in contact with someone to place that particular bet with (UPDATE 5/9/12: no takers, unfortunately).  I’m not gonna let it refer to me as ‘uncle’, I don’t want to be associated with that piece of shit who’ll live the lifestyle of its parents …if it becomes old enough that is.

The only Gud to come from teenage pregnancy, does anti-socialness exist in Iceland?

There’s no excuse to be pregnant at a young age, there are loads of solutions you can take to counter it; condoms, morning-after pill, the pill, abortion, smoking, drinking, hard drugs et cetera.  The morning-after pill is only effective for so long, abortion becomes illegal after a number of weeks but killing the foetus via oral consumption is perfectly legal all through the nine months.  There’s no doubt the father doesn’t want to it so he can buy the stuff and you can murder the future deadweight human in the comfort of your own home, no one has to know.

If you’re publicly seen smoking when you’re pregnant, the public will frown upon it.  If a teenage mum is pushing a baby around in a pram, the public won’t like it either because it reflects the state of the society we live in.  It’s only going to become another chav, like its parents, and that scummy offspring will produce at a young age too and the process will keep on carrying on.  If you legally kill it then the problem is eradicated, pat yourself on the back in a job well done.

We need it so why are people scared of it?  The world is too soft, no one wants to express their views in case they offend others, we have to modify the truth to keep people happy.  No one wants to hear lies even if you think it’s the best option, I’d rather be disappointed by the truth now then wait for so long when nothing materialises.  The cold hard truth may be the harder blow but it’s easier to recover from, making shit up to get a reaction is attention seeking and a really poor attempt at it.  Just ask anyone behind The Sun, The Mirror and the Daily Mail.

Public outrage is so easy to achieve, comment about a sensitive subject like terrorism or suicide and then you’re headhunted, even if you’re making fun at the subject and how it’s perceived by others, not the victims.  Take a look at Brass Eye, where Chris Morris satirises the media hysteria surrounding subjects like drugs, violence, paedophilia.  It was broadcast for one series in 1997, with the ‘Paedogeddon’ special in 2001, but the programme still rings bells today, that particular episode prompted 2000 complaints but Channel 4 didn’t care and rightly so.  They shouldn’t be fazed by public outcry because they don’t know what good comedy is, they’d rather watch Benny Hill style slapstick because it’s basic enough for their simple minds to grasp.

“‘Cause it feels so empty without me.“

I don’t want to live in a world where everything has to be censored in case someone may have a hissy fit over it, man up for Christ’s sake, if the truth hurts than that’s your problem.  Same with the politicians in Asia, where one bad word is spoken against them and hired governmental goons will pay you a visit.  They’re corrupt and too scared to lose their power, which would happen if their country’s system was fair, thinking sweeping the problem under the carpet will make it go away.  What’s not true shouldn’t offend you either, celebrities only take slanderous comments to court because of the fear of being defamed and they’re solely motivated by money but suing someone for claiming you’re gay, doesn’t that make you a homophobe?

One example that does ruffle my feathers is American TV producer Bill Oakley saying he regrets certain scenes from the 1997 Simpsons episode ‘The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson‘ because the Twin Towers feature predominantly in it, namely one where a one-time, bit-part character argues with another and says “They stick all the jerks in Tower one”.  Why?  Oakley didn’t crash the planes into those skyscrapers, he wasn’t responsible for the attacks.  He wouldn’t have said a thing if they were standing tall to this day, stop succumbing to moral panic for something innocuous.

“Offending” the public is easy, it’s if you offend someone you know that’s risky, especially girls.  They hear what they want so it’s nigh on impossible to reason with them, no matter how valid your point is.  At the end of the day; if you have something to say then say it, it’s what free speech is all about.