Last week, the United Kingdom had its general election, which resulted in a parliamentary majority for the Conservatives. Even though more people voted Tories than anyone else, this rendered a few people on a certain side of the political compass sore because government is mostly represented by a party they loathe. To express their bitterness, they — mostly students — headed to London to cry some more on the streets and cause a ruckus.
These left-winged boneheads are upset over two things; austerity and the lack of proportional representation, which go hand-in-hand in this instance. Two days into David Cameron being sworn in again and way before his party put any mandate forward, they were already on the streets in protest because ‘63.1% didn’t vote for austerity/Conservatives [delete as appropriate]’ even though that’s a barefaced lie.
The fact of the matter is, the people of the UK voted for right-wing austerity. When you add up the votes of each of the main two conservative parties in Great Britain and Northern Ireland, their combined total is 50.6%. Let’s break it down to make it simpler:-
- Conservative Party: 11,334,920 (36.9%)
- UK Independence Party: 3,881,129 (12.6%)
- Democratic Unionist Party: 184,260 (0.6%)
- Ulster Unionist Party: 114,935 (0.4%)
There you have it, that’s 15,515,244 of the 30,691,680 voters who went for those four parties. I’m excluding any right-leaning minor parties and independents, who would only make that figure larger, trying to categorise the ideologies of each candidate who stood will take forever so let’s keep it simple, at least doing so already proves these people wrong. This figure also discounts austerity measures that the Labour Party wanted to put in place, it’s all bitterness from those who think ‘fairness’ is always getting their way. Their right to protest is based on the fact that simple maths goes against their agenda.
What I find strange is that never in the history of British general elections has anyone cried about the election result being unfair, not when Labour won the 2005 election with a parliamentary majority with less of the popular vote, not even at the last one where the government had to be a compromise of two parties with contrasting philosophies. It is all coming off as sour grapes from the left side, those who are upset that they aren’t being represented.
The Liberal Democrat voters of 2010 were probably happy that their party were in government, or so be it propping up the Conservatives to give them more seats. What made the LibDems popular last time round was their failed pledge to abolish tuition fees and look how that ended up, it took six months since the coalition was formed for anti-government protests to begin, after cuts were made, not two days after government was re-formed and the cabinet minister roles were yet to be decided.
It’s hard to obtain official data but most of these protesters do appear to be young, namely students and possibly first-time voters. Much like Egypt after Hosni Mubarak was ousted, democracy is a new concept to them, they think overthrowing any fairly-elected government they don’t like is how it works. These young people are very naive, they are very influenced by gimmicks and are swayed by ill-thought-out biased populism. They automatically assume that the left is good and the right is bad, without into account their own actions.
In 2010, it was the LibDems who won their hearts, they were seen as a cool and hip alternative to the Labour Party and look how that ended up, although Labour still wouldn’t have won a majority if the students opted for them instead. This time, it’s the Green Party who are the “trendy” ones and are appealling to the young electorate. Wanting to nationalise every single public service and lower taxes, recouping the costs by charging carrier bags £1 each and using the age-old method of rigorously taxing bankers, who’ll either find more loopholes or permanently jetset to a tax haven.
Unsurprisingly, the Greens are very popular among students and a significant chunk of those who voted in the last election opted for the LibDems. There’s a reason why these people are still in education, they still have a lot more learning to do. A part of me does want the Greens to win, purely to see how catastrophic it will be, everyone knows how bad it would be and that’s why they have never been a prominent force anywhere in the world. The philosophy of the Greens is that money does grow on trees, but it just so happens that those trees are a protected species and nobody’s allowed near them.
A massive red herring that these berks have fallen for is the Tory plan to abolish the Human Rights Act, they think the UK is going to turn into a tyrannic dictatorship and they’re going to be silenced, which is hugely ironic when you consider the current circumstances. The current legislation has massive loopholes in it which are exploited by the likes of Islamic fundamentalist Abu Qatada, who used the act to try and indefinitely postpone his deportation from the country but no, they’re deliberately ignoring these acts of legislative abuse. This mess does sum up the mentality of them, more worried about the wellbeing and concerns of radical Muslims than those of the general public.
Another issue that these morons are protesting is how unfair the first-past-the-post electoral system is, calling for proportional representation to be the method used for parliament. It’s a bit late to cry for electoral reform right after an election, you’re going to have to wait another five years before it’s put into effect. As I alluded to earlier, this is the first time that the current system has caused such a fuss and it’s peculiar that it coincided with the UK’s first absolute Conservative government in 23 years. There weren’t these anti-democratic protests when Labour won with a lower majority of 35.2% in 2005, or when the ConDem coalition was formed five years ago.
We had an Alternative Vote referendum in 2011 to change the voting system, that was overwhelmingly rejected by the British public with 67.9% opting for ‘no’. The protesters were probably too young to remember or even know about the people choosing to maintain the status quo, it’s easy to be naive and ignorant when clichéd, anti-establishment populism can rot your brain so easily. It’s no different to comedy to some extent; you’re playing on the ignorance of your audience for support, the main difference being the audience know the comedian isn’t being serious. Granted, some on the right feel underrepresented via FPTP but at least they’re being civil about it.
In protesting on behalf of the ‘63.1%’, these li’l rebels are inadvertently supporting the party they absolutely loathe — UKIP, who make up a fifth of that percentage. They are the very same party that these tearaways are more concerned about not getting into government than the ones they support getting into it, with some going as far as disrupting peaceful UKIP rallies and even smashing their offices, hypocritically spray painting ‘Nazi scum’ on the outside as they flee the scene. That’s how much these kids support democracy, I respect bone idle no-voters to a much higher regard than these spiteful tactically-voting shits.
What’s funny is that these wannabe hippies/communists think that they’re not being taken seriously but when they behave like this, this reasoning is completely justified. Because they recently left home, they think they’re free from the shackles of authority and can now do whatever they please, whether that be fighting against what was fairly wanted by the people.
The lack of extensive news coverage of the protests is also pissing them off, they want the world to know of this feeble attempt at an uprising but the media outlets aren’t having any of it. It’s all for good reason as well, no one is buying their cries for attention and not having wall-to-wall coverage of a bunch of whingy students with entitlement issues is a blessing in disguise for them, less people know how idiotic they are being.
I would support increasing the voting age to keep this pseudo-revolutionaries at bay, they’re far too naive and immature to accept that everything can’t go their way. Either that or move the election to mid-March so it doesn’t coincide with the end of their semesters. Like some in Scotland after the independence referendum last autumn, they want another vote for the very slim chance it may go their way — keep on rinse and repeating until it eventually happens, that’s how democracy works after all. You are not ‘sticking it to the man’, you are extremely sore losers.